my Definitive guide to dressing your self to go in public.

Ok so heres some tips and hints if you aren't sure what to wear out in the publics eye. Ive compiled these from what I've seen in my line of work. i work at a grocery store.


first of all. Lets get our bottom halves worked out. Pants are pants. meaning jeans, khakis, and others. Not fucking tights, stocking, or pj pants. heres a little visual aid.

 

Nice fitting pants. (yea shut up i cant draw legs)

But when you think you are skinnier than you are and get pants 3 sizes too small.....

Now heres a guide to length of pants.

cant tell you how many times a day i see butt cheeks, butt cracks, crotch, and other horrors because of this shit. Also, parents, if you let your young daughter wear shorts that are so short i can see the bottoms of her ass cheeks, its like telling pedophiles "take me first" and you wonder why shes turning into a whore so soon...

on a different note i saw a 7 year old today with her own cell phone... Bull shit. 

any way

no lets work on the top half.  One thing about me, im  not a skinny chick, so this isn't only toward fat people, but for all the love of all things holy PLEASE WEAR A FREAKING BRA WHEN YOU GO OUT INTO PUBLIC!!! NO ONE wants to see your nipples. same goes for you guys, wear an undershirt, i'm tired of seeing old man nipples. 

and also... heres something that happened to be yesterday this is a true story....

so there i was standing at my register, like usual, and on the lane in front of mine i see this lady walk up. shes in her mid to late 30's horribly dyed blonde hair, and shes so freaking tan she looks like an orange leather hand bag. Also, she had massive fake boobies. She was also wearing a extremely low cut shirt (one meant to wear another shirt under it) with out any thing under it, and no bra...  

You could see the veins in her tits. it was gross. Also she was leaning on the register belt and i could see the tops of her nipples. Come on people this is sick. Look at your self before you go out in public... please.