Holiday Season.

Oh well its the holiday season again. Lets start with Thanksgiving. When i was growing up this was always my favorite holiday because my family went all out.

See, i LOVE food, and i especially love my moms food. so when thanksgiving came, my parents always started cooking early, and i always woke up at the crack of noon to the awesome smell of thanksgiving.

But it never failed, every single year after eating until we were miserable, we would eat again.. and again... than there was always my friends family dinners and things... but even still there was always pie...delicious..warm...piiieeee

than... after thanks giving.. there is what is possibly the stupidest "holiday" ever.

Black Friday.

This stupid consumer whore holiday consists of a few rabid hours of moms fighting over deals that are good, but not not THAT good. See i used to work at a store...lets call it Fal*Smart . And i worked a Black Friday one year, and ill never work another. Ive never seen so many stupid people in my life...

Fighting over 8$ pairs of jeans.....really?

Than...Christmas...lovely wonderful christmas....

I really love christmas lights. and when from the time i see the first string of lights go up on any tree, its like a constant feeling of bliss.

 (ps i really wish i had a shirt like this^)

But usually when it comes to actually decorating im like "eh.... i dont wanna" and all too many times i see the same thing happen to people who decorate their houses.. they imagine them like this

but usually it happens like this

"Oh hell its colder out here than i thought it was... and i really dont want ti get out the ladder.... i bet i can toss a string of lights up there and itll look alright"

and this.. is the result of that,.

When Christmas day finally does some most kids go into a candy and toy induced coma. But up until that time they are so hoped up on christmas cheer and thoughts of a big fat red man breaking into the house to leave gifts and eat all their snacks, they cant keep still.

We were never big on Christmas because my dad usually worked on Christmas day so we always had it on Christmas Eve which is cool too. And i never believed in santa because we grew up in a trailer and my brothers told me santa didnt come to trailers.

also..Christmas brings around Mistletoe a stupid tradition that allows most men to be completely creepy...

But as always Im thankful for the holiday season because i believe it does bring people together. So I hope those of you who read this have a happy and safe holiday season. Be together, be happy and love one another.

I love you shit heads.