Some Do's and Dont's

Ok people, listen up. heres some dos and dont's when in public. Now i'm no proper lady or anything. But i know how to act in public......sometimes... when i'm not highly caffeinated or on a high dosage of cough syrup.

First off. You "young" people. Please.. its ok to be polite to old people. (well at least the ones who aren't bitchy to you first). They have lived long enough for you to maybe help them get something off a high grocery shelf if you can. Trust me I wont think its uncool.

So yes DO: Hold open doors for old ladys.

But... theres a limit to how nice you have to be......

yea...also...Date Rape drugs are a big no-no. They might act adversely to her old lady meds.

Secondly.

Lets say you have a friend or a friend of a friend has just had a baby, or has a child you are just meeting, and either they are sick, god awful ugly, or have a huge load in their pants. And it never fails... they will want you to hold their child. And lets face it, I know a lot of you out there would rather chew on a Halloween apple filled with razer blades. (me too) But we have to remember that this is their child, and are possibly the most loved and important things in this persons lives. SO be nice about it.

so please DO: Hold their child and grin and bear it. Or politely decline claiming your sick and don't wanna get the drool bag sick as well.

On the other hand....

please DON'T: throw this baby away... its bad for the environment and the stray cats.

Have you ever been to the make up counter in the mall and the lady behind the counter looks like a leather sofa with sparkly blue eye shadow on?  and SHES giving YOU make up tips? I dont know about you, but it makes me feel like something needs to be done here. But you cant really just be like "Really lady?"

So please DO: Listen to what the talking leather sofa has to say and nod like you are listing and not actually thinking about how good those pretzels as Auntie Annes smell.

but... resist doing this please.

Its not nice....hehehe...not nice....

So all you guys out there. Ever go to the gym and there is that really over friendly guy always there? who ALWAYS wants to talk to you, and insists on being shirtless. He most likely says "guy" and "bro" too much for instance "hey there guy! what did you do last night bro? I just say around playing Halo until my fingers bled"  Also these guys tend to stand too close to you when they are talking. so close in fact you can HEAR their sweat stink. But its ok. because this advise is actually for the guys that are guilty of this. So guys if you are this guy, please stand back a few steps, and keep your voice to an inside voice.

Good.

Bad... very bad....

Also. try to hold back on wearing those breezy shorts. and if you MUST dont wear boxers. Other people can see your boys.


On another note. Just another thing i observe....

ladys.... LEGGINGS ARE NOT AN ACCEPTABLE SUBSTITUTE FOR PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dont care how skinny and hot you are. jsut NO i dont know who the hell started this trend, but im tired of seeing your ass. That especially goes for the bigger girls too. Im sorry but its gross and a little whorish. leave a little to the imagination for gods sake! And who ever DID start this... if i find you... i will send a team of hamsters that have been specially trained to come to your house and cut you.